"When we have kids; when we are sitting down on a beautiful summer’s night I’m going to look you in the eyes, Rose. I’m gonna be like: "You remember when you beat up that fat guy who was trying to kill you with a shovel and when you knocked Herman Munster off the Titanic a couple times? I’m glad we made it through that. I love you."
JonTron, Titenic (via naktarra)
I know it’s wrong, but I’m gonna do it a fuck sex, basically
Jim Sterling, Podtoid 159: Voldemort’s Opium Den (via alexithymeowmeowmeow)